i cut my finger pretty bad and they say you should apply alcohol to the wound to clean it out but instead im just going to drink alcohol until i cant feel anything
(Source: allenfuckingbishopman, via methlabrador)
TYPE YOUR NAME: Allison
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW : Allisdon
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: Alliosn
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: Allkosdomn
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: ybhng
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW : Allisdon
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: Alliosn
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: Allkosdomn
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: ybhng
I just wrote a full page poem on how girls are expected to be smart, classy and pretty yet dumb, slutty and to not care about what others think.






